Everyone knows that boys will be boys and that they will do outrageous acts in attempts to impress girls. Unfortunately, not all boys grow up to become men and celebrity or not, David Copperfield is still a boy in a man’s body. I’m sure he started magic as a boy to win friends and woo the attention of the girls. He probably wasn’t thinking too big that this magic adventure would make him extremely rich, famous, and popular. Having said that, I don’t know why he has to even try to get hot girls to do the deed with him. There must be thousands and thousands of girls that throw themselves at him yet the latest accusations paint a radically, different picture of Copperfield.

An Elaborate Show Within the Show
According to TMZ.com, Copperfield had an elaborate operation in hopes of landing his alleged victims into bed.

Last week, the FBI raided Copperfield’s Las Vegas warehouse and seized digital camera equipment and a hard drive to a computer — this, after a Seattle woman accused Copperfield of sexually assaulting her in the Bahamas.
Sources now tell TMZ Copperfield designed part of his show around “a system for picking up women.” During his show, David goes into the audience and chooses women to come on stage. We’re told that if David likes a girl, he’ll use code words with assistants like “mama” and “secrecy.” The assistants mark the women on a map of the inside of the Hollywood Theater at MGM Grand. After the show, the women are brought backstage — and that’s where the profiling begins.

The women are told that David may use them in his show when he comes to their hometown. They are then photographed with a digital camera, asked questions like, “What is your favorite men’s cologne?” and “Where do you like to vacation?” We’re told one of those vacation spots mentioned by staff is the Bahamas, where the accuser claims she was assaulted. Copperfield owns a cluster of islands in the Bahamas — which he bought for $50 million.

This may explain the FBI’s interest in David’s camera system and hard drive. If the accuser is a woman who was brought on stage, the FBI would be interested in a possible M.O.

Thinking with the Wrong Head
Copperfield owns a $50 million dollar island in the Bahamas and he used to be married to a supermodel! Yet, he still needs to brew up this weird show within a show to get girls to sleep with him. I guess all the money in the world can’t buy you self-esteem and self-confidence even though it should.

Young Copperfield geek in training: