One of the local news websites that I frequent everyday had the following headline this morning: Local Multi-Millionaire Holding Interviews To Look For a Potential Wife. Supposedly he’s tall, handsome, athletic, and well-traveled. If he’s such “’da bomb” when why in the world would he need to advertise for girls? The only requirements that he demands is that the woman is over 28 years old, educated, and extremely attractive. “Interviews” will be conducted from June 21st and run for 3 days at the Sutton Place Hotel. I would love to go to the hotel where the interviews are conducted and observe all the gold-diggers out in full force. As Denzel Washington once said,

“Money can’t buy you happiness but its one hell of a down payment!”

No need to come to my seminar, just marry me instead!
loser

I don’t know anything about the guy but it’s safe to say that he’s a loser. It’s actually quite common for guys to seek trophy wives with their money and girls to be attracted to a guy for his wallet but to openly advertise it is outrageous. He’s probably not self-made and raised with a silver spoon which didn’t give him much self-esteem or the “grapefruits” to get girls.
*cough* Prince Albert of Monaco *cough*
Everything remembers “Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire” and how that fiasco turned out.





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